Monday, July 31, 2006
Super-Cali-Fragi-Listic
This is why i hate buying cheap stuff. High end goods may be costly but at least the
quality isn't as mediocre.
My NEW hairband! The petal actually dropped off when i got home.
Just my luck.
Thank god for super glue. (:
woooooohoo.
sparkle in glamourous divine with Miss Vainity on Monday, July 31, 2006
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Tuesday, July 25, 2006
thank you for NOT smoking
I still can't unravel the mystery of why people would even THINK of smoking.
*barfs*
Even saying the word leaves a bad taste in my mouth and makes me cringe.
I mean, why would anyone want to puff on fags even when it freaking STINKS.
Seriously.
I hate mister marlboro. And all the rest of the ciggie men who came up with 'em.
They were probably sitting around chatting and bored out of their lil wits waiting to die and thinking it was taking far too long. Therefore agreeing on a challenge to outwit each other. The one to come up with an ultimate weapon to kill its user the fastest would win.
1st up: Who in the world; with at least half a brain enjoys shrivelling their clothes in smoke?
Okay, maybe some don't have nice clothes to appreciate. But I'm sure that's totally NOT it.
Nor telling me you actually DO loooooove the *aroma-theraphy*
2nd point: Even with the prices rising exponentially -
("how much is a pack? You're KIDDING.
NO WAY !
$11.50?!" )
Ha. That is just the dumbest thing ever!
One day, you're gonna look back on all this on your deathbed and wish you did't spend all that cash-
wait-
i'm sure it'll amount to around like, what, 500 bucks a year? ;
and you're probably gonna muse :"Sigh, if only I kept all that cash stashed up,
I could've gotten a mansion, a ferrari, a wife, my daughter cured from fever, a gucci bag,
that tiffany & co ring, an Armani coat,
OR- a LIFE."
What a waste of good cash.
You'd rather pay to kill yourself slowly but surely than splurge the dough on something wayy cooler?
LOSERS.
3rdly: You contribute to global warming. Do you really hope to see the world coming to an end?
Even if it doesn't from all the madness it's already plauged with right now, it will sooner or later from all the smoking that's going on.
All those wasted years in Geography lesson listening to the ramblings of pollution and global warming did't get into that thick skull of your's then huh.
4th: Even if you want to smoke. Please kill yourself and stay away from your love ones and friends.
We still have a bright future ahead and 2nd hand smoke isn't gonna bring us down.
Don't be selfish.
5th: Doesn't the grosteque picture infront of the ciggie box, staring you in the face daunt you? A picture tells a thousand words. And that picture not only tells you a story, it depicts your LIFE. Yes Buster, that will be your filthy black lungs if you're not gonna quit anytime soon.
Would it kill to keep your hands to yourself and do something much cooler?
Oh, and to those lil kids who think they're all rad just because you hold a cigarette between your icky fingers, sorry to burst your bubble of smoke-IT'S NOT.
SO THERE.
Know what I do whenever someone near me lights up?
I start feigning a theatrical cough attack.
*COUGH* *COUGH*
I enjoy sex more than you enjoy smoking but you don't see me screwing in public, do you? So please.
Stay at home and pollute your own room and mind the next time you want to kill yourself.
sparkle in glamourous divine with Miss Vainity on Tuesday, July 25, 2006
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Saturday, July 22, 2006
YO-HO! YO-HO! A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME!
It's official. Johnny Depp has got to be the hottest guy in a pirate's outfit EVER.
Only HE can pull off such a look.
All mighty and dashing; clad in some cheap bedraggled drapery-
It doesn't get any hotter than that, ladies and gentlemen.
It should be a crime for anyone to look that good.
In pirate's lingo, that would be: WALK THE PLANK!
*swoons*
Even pirates have a more exquisite fashion sense than some guys.
Gees.
And i don't mean to exaggerate. (HONEST!)
Girls are perpetually in tune, trying to look their best.
Does it take too much for a guy to do the same?
Clothes Make The Man- that is soooooooo true.
Little wonder why i appreciate guys with an eye for style and dresses well.
(DUM DI DUM)
Even a guy who isn't too much of a looker would look a hell lot hotter than a guy endowed with better features.
So you fellas should take some chances, start dressing up,
or maybe consult a style-guru!
[P.S: your's truly, namely, moi,
will be taking a leaf out of the whole pirate vogue and go La Nautical!
Goodbye summer dresses, bohemian gypsy, flirty halters!
(so yesterday!?)
Hello piratey scarfs, gold chunky loops! 
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sparkle in glamourous divine with Miss Vainity on Saturday, July 22, 2006
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Thursday, July 20, 2006
leave the pieces
Sigh. Talk about vandalism.
No matter where you go, there'll always be a number of them destructive creeps.
It's an inexorable fact.
I can't decipher the signboard by my block anymore.
That was last week's picture. Today, as i walked past it,
only a pathetic 'B' and '4' were left.
Tsk Tsk. So much for social graces and non vandalism huh.
Speaking of social graces, there was this topic on Stomp-Star Blog a few weeks back;
Singapore, A Fine City Without Social Graces?
If you haven't already checked out that blog, now's the time to do so.
http://www.stomp.com.sg/starblog/
I enjoy Dawn Yeo's comments especially.
Her takes on the weekly discussions are always coherent and never trite.
Anyway, as I was saying- Social Graces.
True, there's always a minority of insolent cretins to mar and tarnish our positive image.
It's always a common sight where adolescents gather in big rowdy groups spewing vulgarities, breaking into fights and causing a fiasco.
Even on the roads; impatient drivers cuss one another at the slightest provocation.
Yes, well, with the above malicious destructive acts set aside, I'm sure Singaporeans still have more than an iota of courtesy in us.
Generally, we are pretty benevolent people.
More than once, I've seen youths giving up their seats in the mrt trains and buses to the elderly and pregnant ladies. Neighbourly ties are often forged. People help the blind across the street, and we are always more than happy to help foreigners with directions around town.
Though it'll still be nice to see people here being a little more amiable.
In the states, most of the people i met were open and absolute darlings.
I'm sure Singapore could be just as convival.
That is, no more shop assistants standing around casting restive glances and following us around the shop like an ubiquitous spook.
Come on, it isn't too hard to flash a smile and ask, "how are you", is it?
And i always think profanity is a crutch of inarticulate jerks.
Stop cussing already!
Put your contempt across nicely.
It wouldn't hurt to TRY now, would it?
You know it-a little courtesy goes a long way (:
Leave the pieces- The wreckers
You're not sure that you love me
But you're not sure enough to let me go
Baby it ain't fair you know
To just keep me hangin' 'round
You say you don't wanna hurt me
Don't want to see my tears
So why are you still standing here
Just watching me drown
And it's alright, yeah I'll be fine
Don't worry 'bout this heart of mine
Just take your love and hit the road
There's nothing you can do or say
You're gonna break my heart anyway
So just leave the pieces when you go
sparkle in glamourous divine with Miss Vainity on Thursday, July 20, 2006
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Monday, July 17, 2006
Bemusement
Isn't it weird how some places have the queerest names ever?
There's this eatery next to my church and It's given the name 'Fork & Spoon'
WHY?
Why not fork and knife? Why not spoon and chopsticks? Why not cups and plates? Why not teacup and saucer? Why not teaspoon and teacup? Why not bowl and chopsticks? Why not cutlery and cutleries....
why why why............
sparkle in glamourous divine with Miss Vainity on Monday, July 17, 2006
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Sunday, July 02, 2006
spoiled silly!
Your Score Summary
Your Score:
49
What does this mean? You are not happy unless you are eating Golden McNuggets! You seem to be extensively spoiled. We are happy for you! We can only wish that someone has given us almost everything we wanted. You are spoiled, spoiled, spoiled, you brat!
Overall, you scored as follows:
14% are more spoiled,
1% are just as spoiled
and 85% are more deprived than you!
Gees, who would've thought i'd make up the trifling percentage of spoiled huh. I mean, cmon, alright, so i do buy clothes every week, more accessories than i can count and can't live without the air conditioner. But hey, that's about it.
I do have to scringe sometimes too.
My sincere mea culpa: I'm guilty of being capricious and temperamental at times (or maybe all the time). Well, blame it on the ones who perpetually try to assuage my abitrary tantrums by oversolicitude and overindulgence.
Though I don't deem myself as too much of a spoiled brat, I see no wrong in having a disposition or character marred by pampering or oversolicitous attention. Okay, well, maybe once in awhile.
As long as you don't end up like Paris Hilton?
The epitome of the word.
You either love her or hate her.
Oh and check this one out. For those of you who play the Sims, you're gonna totally love this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNHORCuBcaI&mode=related&search=paris%20hilton%20
sparkle in glamourous divine with Miss Vainity on Sunday, July 02, 2006
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