Wednesday, January 31, 2007
Peeved?
Here's a list of things that would irritate a sane person:
- The person behind you in the supermarket keeps running his cart into your ankles
- The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on
- You open a can of soup and the lid falls in
- Three hours and three meetings later, you look in the mirror and realize a piece of parsley on the front of your teeth
- You slice your tongue while licking an envelope
- There are always one or two ice cubes that wouldn't pop out of the tray
- You set your alarm for 7pm instead of 7am
- The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that song
- You rub on hand cream and you can't turn the bathroom door knob to get out
- Your glasses sliding off your nose when you sweat
- You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary because you don't know how to spell it
- You have to inform five different sales people in the store that you are just browsing
- You reach under the table to pick something off the floor and smash your head on your way back up
- You get woken up in the morning by the pigeon cooing outside your window
- You had that pen in your hand a second ago and now you can't find it
sparkle in glamourous divine with Miss Vainity on Wednesday, January 31, 2007
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