Friday, October 13, 2006
someone give 'em a cheesebuger!

Gawd. Look at her, she's made up of skin and bones.
What is it with these girls and the need to be a size 00? (i hear an upcoming size 000 not too far away).
Poor Nicole Richie. Yeah, for a moment i thought halloween had come early. To think she actually stepped out looking like a bag of bones.
A far cry from the slightly-overweight-but-really-healthy Nicole Richie of the past:

Those boobs have diminished to walnuts.
Hollywood tabloids reckon she's been downing some illicit African drug, Hoodia (lol, sounds wacky). She must've send people down to the wildlands to hand-pluck the unprocessed dope.
It is said to induce some hallucination where the consumer would feel too full to eat a morsel.
Sounds dodgy if you ask me.
Basically:
Eat Hoodia-> feel like you've just ate out the whole carls junior; you wouldn't want to take another bite out of anything-> days pass->
you start shedding the pounds->one day you awake to a skeleton in the mirror
So- how about it?

Hoodia, anyone?
sparkle in glamourous divine with Miss Vainity on Friday, October 13, 2006
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