1. The person behind you in the supermarket keeps running his cart into your ankles
2. The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on
3. You open a can of soup and the lid falls in
4. Three hours and three meetings later, you look in the mirror and realize a piece of parsley on the front of your teeth
5. You slice your tongue while licking an envelope
6. There are always one or two ice cubes that wouldn't pop out of the tray
7. You set your alarm for 7pm instead of 7am
8. The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that song
9. You rub on hand cream and you can't turn the bathroom door knob to get out
10. Your glasses sliding off your nose when you sweat
11. You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary because you don't know how to spell it
12. You have to inform five different sales people in the store that you are just browsing
13. You reach under the table to pick something off the floor and smash your head on your way back up
14. You get woken up in the morning by the pigeon cooing outside your window
15. You had that pen in your hand a second ago and now you can't find it

Gawd. Look at her, she's made up of skin and bones.
What is it with these girls and the need to be a size 00? (i hear an upcoming size 000 not too far away).
Poor Nicole Richie. Yeah, for a moment i thought halloween had come early. To think she actually stepped out looking like a bag of bones.
A far cry from the slightly-overweight-but-really-healthy Nicole Richie of the past:

Those boobs have diminished to walnuts.
Hollywood tabloids reckon she's been downing some illicit African drug, Hoodia (lol, sounds wacky). She must've send people down to the wildlands to hand-pluck the unprocessed dope.
It is said to induce some hallucination where the consumer would feel too full to eat a morsel.
Sounds dodgy if you ask me.

Basically:
Eat Hoodia-> feel like you've just ate out the whole carls junior; you wouldn't want to take another bite out of anything-> days pass->
you start shedding the pounds->one day you awake to a skeleton in the mirror

So- how about it?

The Five Love Languages

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If only every partner knew what the his/her other half needed, the world would be a better place.

I almost died laughing.

Isn't it weird how the most innocuous remarks can seem so..sordid?

Take for one, Zoe Tay's new endorsement tagline-
" The secret to beautiful skin? I swallow."
Like, whoa; hello? A little too much information there?!

I'll make sure i swallow next time.

1. If you shatter someone by dumping her, and you're not going to get back together with her ever, don't go following her around to act all concerned about her welfare.
   ( unless you're divorcing her and leaving her with three kids)
   Just leave her alone unless she wants to talk to you. You can't comfort her.
   YOU are the bad guy.
   Just accept it and try not to be such a jerk with your next girlfriend- or boyfriend.
   
   
2. Don't go wearing the jeans she thinks you look hot in until you're well sure she's over you.
   
   
3. Don't tell her she looks pretty.
   
   
4. Don't lead her into temptation.
   
   
5. And finally, never ever say you miss her even if you do; or ANYTHING that makes her think you'd want her back if you don't.