It's official. Johnny Depp has got to be the hottest guy in a pirate's outfit EVER.
Only HE can pull off such a look.
All mighty and dashing; clad in some cheap bedraggled drapery-



It doesn't get any hotter than that, ladies and gentlemen.
It should be a crime for anyone to look that good.
In pirate's lingo, that would be: WALK THE PLANK!
*swoons*

Even pirates have a more exquisite fashion sense than some guys.
Gees.
And i don't mean to exaggerate. (HONEST!)
Girls are perpetually in tune, trying to look their best.
Does it take too much for a guy to do the same?
Clothes Make The Man- that is soooooooo true.
Little wonder why i appreciate guys with an eye for style and dresses well.
(DUM DI DUM)
Even a guy who isn't too much of a looker would look a hell lot hotter than a guy endowed with better features.
So you fellas should take some chances, start dressing up,
or maybe consult a style-guru!

[P.S: your's truly, namely, moi,
will be taking a leaf out of the whole pirate vogue and go La Nautical!
Goodbye summer dresses, bohemian gypsy, flirty halters!
(so yesterday!?)
Hello piratey scarfs, gold chunky loops! ]

sparkle in glamourous divine with Miss Vainity on Saturday, July 22, 2006
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