I still can't unravel the mystery of why people would even THINK of smoking.

*barfs*
Even saying the word leaves a bad taste in my mouth and makes me cringe.

I mean, why would anyone want to puff on fags even when it freaking STINKS.
Seriously.
I hate mister marlboro. And all the rest of the ciggie men who came up with 'em.
They were probably sitting around chatting and bored out of their lil wits waiting to die and thinking it was taking far too long. Therefore agreeing on a challenge to outwit each other. The one to come up with an ultimate weapon to kill its user the fastest would win.

1st up: Who in the world; with at least half a brain enjoys shrivelling their clothes in smoke?
Okay, maybe some don't have nice clothes to appreciate. But I'm sure that's totally NOT it.
Nor telling me you actually DO loooooove the *aroma-theraphy*

2nd point: Even with the prices rising exponentially -
("how much is a pack? You're KIDDING.
NO WAY !
$11.50?!" )
Ha. That is just the dumbest thing ever!

One day, you're gonna look back on all this on your deathbed and wish you did't spend all that cash-
wait-
i'm sure it'll amount to around like, what, 500 bucks a year? ;
and you're probably gonna muse :"Sigh, if only I kept all that cash stashed up,
I could've gotten a mansion, a ferrari, a wife, my daughter cured from fever, a gucci bag,
that tiffany & co ring, an Armani coat,
OR- a LIFE."
What a waste of good cash.
You'd rather pay to kill yourself slowly but surely than splurge the dough on something wayy cooler?
LOSERS.

3rdly: You contribute to global warming. Do you really hope to see the world coming to an end?
Even if it doesn't from all the madness it's already plauged with right now, it will sooner or later from all the smoking that's going on.
All those wasted years in Geography lesson listening to the ramblings of pollution and global warming did't get into that thick skull of your's then huh.

4th: Even if you want to smoke. Please kill yourself and stay away from your love ones and friends.
We still have a bright future ahead and 2nd hand smoke isn't gonna bring us down.
Don't be selfish.

5th: Doesn't the grosteque picture infront of the ciggie box, staring you in the face daunt you? A picture tells a thousand words. And that picture not only tells you a story, it depicts your LIFE. Yes Buster, that will be your filthy black lungs if you're not gonna quit anytime soon.

Would it kill to keep your hands to yourself and do something much cooler?
Oh, and to those lil kids who think they're all rad just because you hold a cigarette between your icky fingers, sorry to burst your bubble of smoke-IT'S NOT.
SO THERE.

Know what I do whenever someone near me lights up?
I start feigning a theatrical cough attack.
*COUGH* *COUGH*

I enjoy sex more than you enjoy smoking but you don't see me screwing in public, do you? So please.
Stay at home and pollute your own room and mind the next time you want to kill yourself.

sparkle in glamourous divine with Miss Vainity on Tuesday, July 25, 2006
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