Monday, February 27, 2006
the goodness of pam-part 3
i've decided to write up on the goodness of pam, part 3-the sequel!
im sorry for boring you guys. i know this isn't exactly controversial,
but someone like chip needs loving.
so she's in for a treat everytime i write how nice she is.
haha. i agreed to do so if i won chip in checkers.
and yeh!!
she losted!
omg. i can't believe i actually won in checkers!
im like, such a flop in it.
Either she's real bad in the game, or she can't wait for part 3!
sheesh.But she just totally screwed me in minesweepers.
not as in screwed screw (if that's what you're thinking-you dirty minded skunk)
anyway, here goes
yesterday, i was real cranky and feeling oh-so lethargic.
it's the weirdest thing. i'm always the one getting up past 3.
anyhoo, she cheered me up :)
i mentioned smth about needing antidepressants and she reckoned
i just needed a huge dose of HER.
oooh.pam-nadol!
oh and she said she'll distract me with roses if i hid any of my primary school photos
from her. how NICE!
OH! and check out this beat-round-the-bush compliment from her
" it isnt you.. if it was you, i wouldnt be able to keep my eyes off you and wouldnt even be able to open my mouth to make a decision"
haha. in case you're wondering, we were talking about how judgemental she is.
and she was being simon cowell.
and i was quizzing her on my birthday -AGAIN
she got it right!
NICE!
oh no, i think im running out of things to say.
sorry chip!
but there's smth in that name that spells n.i.c.e too.
i always crave for chocolate whenever i mention "chip"
and im sure everyone (okay, maybe just the girls)
will concur that chocolate is NICE!
sparkle in glamourous divine with Miss Vainity on Monday, February 27, 2006
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Travis and i were yammering about pick up lines earlier on. gah. you won't believe the things guys (or even, girls-not me) would say to hit on a hunk/babe.
i think the guys here are from dullsville. i've never heard anything creative coming from them
its either "may i have your number?" EEW or "i think your cute.can be friends mah?" double EEWs
he was looking for lousy pick up lines so i decided to try one out on him
me: hey. can i take a picture with you?
travis: sure
me: so i can send it to santa claus to show him what i want for christmas
travis: LOL
haha okay.that wasn't exactly lousy. i personally feel it deserves to be in the category of witty pick-up lines.
"hey. i lost my number, can i have yours?"- this one's not too over the edge. recommended for novices.
"do you have a band-aid? i skinned my knee when i FELL for you" -not bad.but if the girl just isn't charmed and demands to see your owie, you're a goner.
"are you tired? i bet you are.because you've been running in my mind the whole day!" -a classic
"let's make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look!" -you gotta be bold if you're gonna say this to that chick.either that; or your Brad Pitt.
"excuse me.May i check your tag to see if you're made in heaven?" -corny!
"come and sit on my lap and we will chat abt wad is the first thing tt pops up"-Advised to be used only if your sure she's in for salacious chatter, that is, if she even gets the gist of what you're saying.
"if kissing you is a sin, im a sinner." -another classic
and the rest..........
" is your dad a thief? because i think he stole all the stars and put them in your eyes!"
"Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes."
"Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you"
"Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!"
"Was you Father an Alien? Cos on planet earth, there's nothing quite like you! "
"You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. "
"Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?"
"You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20"
"There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet....you're name"
.........can you spell C.H.E.E.S.Y!?
sparkle in glamourous divine with Miss Vainity on Monday, February 27, 2006
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Sunday, February 26, 2006
the goodness of pam Part.2
omigod!
don't you think the blog skin rocks?
all thanks to PAMMY! ahhhhh. isn't she the nicest person in the world ever?
even though she's gotta get up early for school tomorrow (i'll wake her up)
she stayed up to do it for me!! HUGums!
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: oooh
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: roses
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: isn't it nice when we know when we've gone too far haha
♀♀ pam ♀♀: i have figured out your soft spot!
haha
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: what!!!
♀♀ pam ♀♀: you have a thing for roses.
♀♀ pam ♀♀: :haha
♀♀ pam ♀♀: so next time when you're angry at me or something, ill just get you roses.
♀♀ pam ♀♀: grins
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: yeh.but i think you'll spending quite alot then haha
♀♀ pam ♀♀: haha.. it is worth it as long as you arent angry with me
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: lol.where did you learn to talk so sweetly
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: or did you always have it in you
♀♀ pam ♀♀: i have always had it in me, just that you havent discovered it till now
haha
♀♀ pam ♀♀: now, i have something for you that would make you love me more.. :)
http://sickeninglysweetcontroversy.blogspot.com/
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: OMG. IT ROCKS
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: AHHH.
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: HAHAHA
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: I LOVE YOU!
♀♀ pam ♀♀: haha
♀♀ pam ♀♀: i told you..
smiles! cheers to chip!
chocolate coated chip!
sparkle in glamourous divine with Miss Vainity on Sunday, February 26, 2006
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Friday, February 24, 2006
the goodness of pam Part.1
This blog post is dedicated to PAM by request
a LONG testimonial just for her.the NICEST person in the world. =D
even though everyone's doing long eulogies for mister S.rajaratnam,
i shall be the odd one doing it for Pam. smirks. (no pun intended)
alright. well, i don't mind. she is nice.
so nice, she even gets bullied into taking the mrt home with her friend.
got cheated, i think,and she felt bad and all.
but she did't want anything untoward to happen to her either. ergo, the kindness.
i was really apprehensive about my interview at nanyang academy of fine arts too (which was yesterday) and she was really supportive.
the interview turned out to be pretty okay anyway. the interviewer did't bite my head off.
it started at 12.20pm and the only reason how i managed to get up for it was because she
woke me up.
AWW. Now, isn't that sweet?
(im sweeter. i wake her up everyday for school)
she's nice because she ASKED if she could add me in msn
[some people don't]
And yesterday she told me stories from her autobiography!
(yes, publishing in a bookstore near you soon)
very intriguing. you'll just have to buy it when its released.
she's also agreed to help me with my blog layout~!
YAY. you know i love you! =P
OH. And she also claims to be the one making people's dream dates come true.
i reckon that deserves a spot in the category of "nice" too eh.
today, she woke me up for piano lesson. that IS nice. (seems like we are always hearing each other's sexy, cranky, groggy voices)
she went out with her mum today. (so did i)
we are GOOD GIRLS
she said i could go over to her place someday to tidy, or should i say, admire, her clothes.
that's gonna be a blast.
a NICE for the invite.
The guy who asked her to be his girlfriend just after 2 days must have thought she was nice too.
else he wouldn't have asked.
she's nice because she said i was really young. And made herself sound old.
sometimes modesty counts as NICE.
and being able to remember my name, age and birthday is nice of her
if you take into consideration what a scatterbrain she is.
ohhh.and she said i sound like an angel! haha.
yes, yes, yes- that definitely is NICE
too much goodness. i think she should become one of the carebears
or not.
she prefers chip and dale of the rescuers
she's chip
im dale.
okay.now i need some chocolate chips. (chocolate coated pammy)
sparkle in glamourous divine with Miss Vainity on Friday, February 24, 2006
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Thursday, February 23, 2006
it's illegal to hire a hit man, right?
I may have to kill my sister. and her friends.
i'm so totally antagonized with the noise they're making in the kitchen right now; and what can i do about it? absolutely nothing! well, i've been casting admonitary, sardonic glances and "tsk-ing" loudly. sigh
kids nowadays.
its not like i despise them or whatever, but they're already bursting full of profanities and not as innocent as they used to be. Now, don't get the idea that im prehistoric, but they're seriously losing that childlike innocence. i doubt i was as abominable as kids nowadays are.
loads of "wa kao", "KNN", " ah bo?" and those nasty, nefarious terms they use.
then you see primary 6 kids hanging around orchard!
and to think i was only allowed there when i was in sec 2!!!
look how bummed i am! i'm talking in exclaimation points! Double gah with antlers on!
i remembered i was at bugis junction when this group of kids ( 3 guys and a girl)
seemingly around pri 6? and the girl was like, speaking REAL loud theatrically.
i reckon she wanted to be the main focus of attention, to show everyone around her
she was hanging out with cool guys.
yeah whatever.
and she was pushing one of them, giggling, and "KNN"
eew.
and just last week, as i was taking the shuttle bus back home,
i caught sight of this 3 little boys outside the back alley stairway of golden village yishun ten,
SMOKING
and they had that smug i-am-smoking-but-you're-not gonna-catch-me kinda demeanor.
yeah.kids nowadays.
sigh.
it's not that im against kids.
its just those kind of kids
oh you know what i mean
sparkle in glamourous divine with Miss Vainity on Thursday, February 23, 2006
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Tuesday, February 21, 2006
infamous porn star
The news, or rather, clip of that nyp girl, Tammy, is spreading like forest fire!
David and i were discussing about it yesterday.
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: lol you heard about that nyp student caught on tape
DavID : yes tammy
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: she's the next big thing
DavID : ok let me recap wad happened
DavID : so she was having sex with her bf right
DavID : then she save it in her hp
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*:http://www.sgforums.com/?action=thread_display&thread_id=179154
DavID : then her friend send the file to the lecturers ? right?
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*:there, the whole story and facts there
DavID : tammy IT course ;cheerleader LOL
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*:yeah cheerleader ahhaha
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*:poor dear, her life's ruined
DavID : according to one blog entry, the cheerleader's mobile phone was apparently stolen by a girl who was jealous of her populari- ty
tsk tsk
den what happened to the gal who sabo her
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: no idea
DavID : The Straits Times, however, could not find the video posted on the Internet anymore after repeated searches.
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: hope she gets expelled too
DavID : LOL
haha everyone worrying about the gal
how come no one cares about the guy ar
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: he may be going to jail haha
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: guys wouldn't bother too much about humiliation
he's friends may be even admiring him
DavID : luckily got show the guy face
actually hor
the gal quite chio leh
tsk tsk
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: yeah
my friend found her friendster add
DavID : O.O lol send me !!
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: the next paris hilton of singapore
maybe she will move to another country
DavID : i think highly possible
LOL
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: yeah i would
DavID : wah then if expel
tsk tsk
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: yeah she's been expelled
DavID :oh dear
anyone knows who is the gal who sabotage her ?
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*:after all that humiliation,they culd've gone easy on her
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: yeah, no idea.
DavID :wait she how old ar
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*:17
DavID : ...THATS MY AGE
DavID :hrmmm interesting
erh wad hp camera she using ar
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: no idea
quite good i suppose
haha
DavID : LOL
wah liao this kind of thing u still worrying bout the camera
tsk tsk
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: you asked!
DavID : XD
what was the link for her friendster anyway ?
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: hold on
DavID : HOLY CRAP
SHES CHIO
AND SHES EVEN MY 4TH DEGREE FRIEND
lol
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: 2nd for mine
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: too popular
cant access
DavID : no la
she set one
diao
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: haha i know
DavID : ewk i didnt turn on my hide profile thingie
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: cuz she's perpetually being bombarded, thats why she set it
DavID :LOL
she will know i've been there >.<
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: haha.i bet she won't even bother
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: almost everyone's looking at it now
poor thing
maybe some film maker will happen to see the tape
and call her for an audition
to film in an R21 movie
DavID : maybe
i think i will be the male lead
BWHAHAHAHHAAHAHA
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: haha look who's sick!
DavID : whats so funny -.-
grrrr
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: and oh! innocent,get away from me!
DavID : NO LA ITS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY WISH TO BE AN ACTOR !!
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: in a porn movie?
DavID : IN ANY MOVIE
LOL
U SHLDNT LOOK AT IT AS PORN
U SHLD LOOK AS IT ABOUT A GAL'S TRIUMPH VICTORY AGAINST THE SOCIATY WHOM HAS NOW SCORNED HER !!!!
ITS AN SPIRITUALLY ARTISTC MOVE
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: jot that down into ure blog
DavID : WAH LIAO CHARMAINE U SO SICK SIA
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: lol
DavID : i dont know whether i wanna blog about that or not leh
hrmm
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: and post smth about: if tammy is looking atmy blog now, i hope she'll msged me at -----@hotmail.com to ask me to be the male lead
DavID : aiyo i oreddy tot of that liao laaa
LOL
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: okay, so i'll see that there tonight then?
DavID : nope LOL
u siao ar
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: haha.knew it
DavID : i am too young to be arrested >.<
:.* maine = im not perfect, just conceited~*: but what has he done wrong
in fact, what have any of them done wrong.(except the jealous girl)
it was just some childish personal grudge
the authorities needn't go to such extends
DavID : hrmmm
yeah, everyone's talking about it! this morning, on 98.7FM, Vernon A and Justin Ang were talking about it too, and making all sorts of hilarious remarks about it.
gees. we better be careful with where we leave our handphones nowadays.
you'll never know, what IF you forget to erase that sultry picture of yourself skinny-dipping or something. the next thing you know, your pictures are being used as wallpapers and you become a laughing stock.
sparkle in glamourous divine with Miss Vainity on Tuesday, February 21, 2006
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Monday, February 20, 2006
first, foremost, primo
FINALLY
a blogspot on blogger.com and not friendster.
okay.im like totally waaay behind time.
everyone's into photoblogging already and i just
started a new blog on blogger. Must be all those scintillating blogs i've been reading recently-
piqued me into having a nicer blog here. Still trying to do up the designs and layouts.
ANYONE who can help me with the design please tell me!
anyway, feel free to suss out my other blog at http://passion_for_fashion.blogs.friendster.com/my_blog/
in the meantime, desperate housewives starting in 5 mins!
ahh.eva longoria !
im sure 30% of the viewers watch it just to see her.
and you can't blame them. she is HOT.
toodles! i'll be back later to continue my controversy.
sparkle in glamourous divine with Miss Vainity on Monday, February 20, 2006
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