Monday, February 27, 2006
cut me a slice of cheese!
Travis and i were yammering about pick up lines earlier on. gah. you won't believe the things guys (or even, girls-not me) would say to hit on a hunk/babe.
i think the guys here are from dullsville. i've never heard anything creative coming from them
its either "may i have your number?" EEW or "i think your cute.can be friends mah?" double EEWs
he was looking for lousy pick up lines so i decided to try one out on him
me: hey. can i take a picture with you?
travis: sure
me: so i can send it to santa claus to show him what i want for christmas
travis: LOL
haha okay.that wasn't exactly lousy. i personally feel it deserves to be in the category of witty pick-up lines.
"hey. i lost my number, can i have yours?"- this one's not too over the edge. recommended for novices.
"do you have a band-aid? i skinned my knee when i FELL for you" -not bad.but if the girl just isn't charmed and demands to see your owie, you're a goner.
"are you tired? i bet you are.because you've been running in my mind the whole day!" -a classic
"let's make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look!" -you gotta be bold if you're gonna say this to that chick.either that; or your Brad Pitt.
"excuse me.May i check your tag to see if you're made in heaven?" -corny!
"come and sit on my lap and we will chat abt wad is the first thing tt pops up"-Advised to be used only if your sure she's in for salacious chatter, that is, if she even gets the gist of what you're saying.
"if kissing you is a sin, im a sinner." -another classic
and the rest..........
" is your dad a thief? because i think he stole all the stars and put them in your eyes!"
"Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes."
"Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you"
"Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!"
"Was you Father an Alien? Cos on planet earth, there's nothing quite like you! "
"You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. "
"Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?"
"You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20"
"There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet....you're name"
.........can you spell C.H.E.E.S.Y!?
sparkle in glamourous divine with Miss Vainity on Monday, February 27, 2006
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